Act 2, Scene 4: Emergency Room

Intro**00:00 **
Dialogue**00:00 **
**Scene Total****00:00 **

%LIG% LX 0099 - Work Light OFF (Static Playbacks)

%LIG% LX 2300 - STANDBY for GO (Link LX 0002 - DBO with dim blue reading light)

Recall: 124CleanIntercomHelmet
%MIX% Eisfuchs**ON**--
%MIX% Pan**ON**--
%MIX% <del>Reesa</del>all prerec--
%MIX% Tani**OFF**--
%MIX% LynardOFF**OFF**-

%MIX% Check Levels
%MIX% Unmute Desk


%HND% Curtain - open

%AMB% AMB-2401 - Hostpital Ambience
%MUS% MUS-2401 - Music Cue 1

%ACT% A nurse sits at the reception desk in [5].

%ACT% Patient 1 and Patient 2 are sitting in the waiting area in [4], waiting for their names to be called.

%LIG% LX 2410 - Lights on

%SND% PRE-2401 - Public Address - "Dr. Ylva, to the central sterile services department, Dr. Ylva please!"

%ACT% Lyra, Sorin and Sina enter from [1]

Sorin: "Okay, and what was our plan again?"

Lyra: "The key to successful social engineering is to fit in. You have to make it look like you're the right guy in the right place, doing the right thing - and nobody will even question it. So, the first thing you do is, sit down and observe!"

Sorin: "All right!"

%ACT% Lyra, Sorin and Sina sit down next to the other patients in [4] waiting patiently.

%SND% PRE-2402 - Public Address - "Dr. Ylva, to the central sterile services department! Dr. Ylva, where the hell are you? We need you up here!"

%ACT% Dr. Ylva comes running from [1], looking all discombobulated

%SND% PRE-2403 - Ylva: "Yes, yes, I'm coming! The bus was late, I'm sorry!"3

%ACT% Ylva hold up her paw against an invisible pawprint reader on the leftmost locker, which swings open.

%SND% SND-2401 - Unlock Sound

%ACT% Ylva takes her doctor's gown from the back of the door

%SND% PRE-2404 - Public Address - "If you have seen Dr. Ylva, please PLEASE SEND HER TO THE CENTRAL STERILE SERVICES DEPARTMENT! Does anybody know if she still works at this place? Does this thing even work? *blows in microphone* Hello? HELLO?"


%ACT% Ylva slams the locker shut, now in green scrubs, carrying a stack of paperwork

%ACT% Ylva runs off towards [7], losing half of her papers behind her

Lyra: "Hmm... very interesting!"


%SND% SND-2402 - Door Slams Open
%SND% SND-2403 - Gurney Rattling
%SND% SND-2404 - Heart Rate Monitor 1
%MUS% MUS-2402 - Music Cue 2

%ACT% Paramedic 1 and Paramedic 2 and the Doc come in from [1], pushing a stretcher with Patient 0 along.

%ATT% The stretcher is hung with an Iv stand and a heart monitor.

%ACT% The Doc is bellowing commands at everyone.

%ACT% Paramedic 1 pushes the stretcher (the stretcher is actually moved by the one playing the patient)

%ACT% Paramedic 2 is sitting ON the lifeless patient, trying to resuscitate him.

%SND% PRE-2406 - Paramedic 1: "Oh my god! We're losing him!"

%ACT% As they run through, Patient 1, Patient 2, Lyra, Sina and Sorin jump aside to the second playrail.

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) - Doc: "Septic shock! Give him an amp of epi, a mig of atropine, 1.5 of each Erythro and Cefotaxime."

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Nurse: "Get him into the trauma room! A04 is free!"

%ACT% Ylva runs in from [7]

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "What's going on?"

%SND% SND-2405 - Heart Rate Monitor 2

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 1: "He crashed!"

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Doc: "From bradycardic at 35 to flatline. Temp's 35.5."

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 2: "We're stimulating his heart. Epi and atropine on board."

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "Any heart sounds?"

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 2: "Negative."

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "Piggyback an Isuprel drip!"

%SND% SND-2406 - Heart Rate Monitor 3

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 2: "No wait, I got a pulse!"

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Doc: "He's in V-tach."

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "What the hell? Hold the Isuprel now, and give him Lidocaine!"

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Doc: "Fifty milligrams, lV push!"

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 2: "His heart is racing!"

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "Why?"

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Doc: "I don't know!"

%SND% PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "Let's get the 12-lead in there and see what's going on. Move it!"

%ACT% The entire commotion leaves to [7]


%HND% (off) Move stretcher back to [1] behind stage and prepare it with IV stand and monitor for Link

%MUS% MUS-2403 - Music Cue 3

Lyra: "There we go, I've seen everything I need to see."

Sorin: "Whatever that might have been."

Lyra: "You gotta look the part, act the part, and don't give them any time to think - and they'll even hold the door open for you. You'll see. Do you think you can open one of those lockers for us?"

Sorin: "Sure!"

%ACT% Sorin walks up to the row of lockers in [1], takes a fuckin-laser-cutting-tool from his belt, and welds the side of the rightmost locker open in complete peace of mind.

%SND% SND-2407 - Fzzzzzsscchhh
%MUS% MUS-2404 - Music Cue 4

%FOG% Smoke comes from the locker

%SND% Smoke detector alarm goes off.


%ACT% Everybody looks around in confusion, but also ignores the alarm. Like in real life.

%HND% The still smoking door falls off the locker [1]

%SND% SND-2409 - Karömpel

%SND% The smoke alarm stops

Sorin: "There!"

Lyra: "Then let's get dressed."

%ACT% Lyra, Sorin and Sina enter the lockers (and then get redressed behind the stage)

%SND% SND-2410 - Funny Redressing Noises

%MIX% Tani: Clean - ON

%HND% Re-Dress Lyra as emergency doctor

%HND% Re-Dress Sorin as Paramedic

%HND% Re-Dress Sina as Paramedic

Sorin, Lyra, Sina: *IMPROVISE DIALOG* Like you're all changing clothes in a really tight space

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - Rustling and Rattling

%HND% Shake the first locker (implying lots of movement inside)

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - Fzzzzzsscchhh (Laser cutter noise)

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - Rustling and Rattling

%HND% Shake the second locker (implying lots of movement inside)

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - Fzzzzzsscchhh (Laser cutter noise)

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - Rustling and Rattling

%HND% Shake the third locker (implying lots of movement inside)

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - Fzzzzzsscchhh (Laser cutter noise)

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - Rustling and Rattling

%HND% Shake the fourth locker (implying lots of movement inside)

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - Fzzzzzsscchhh (Laser cutter noise)

%FOG% Smoke comes from the locker in [2]

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - The door falls off the left side of the row of lockers [2]

%SND% SND-2410 (cont.) - KARÖMPEL

%MUS% MUS-2405 - Music Cue 5

%ACT% Lyra, Sorin and Sina emerge, all dressed up as hospital personnel. They stand in front of the lockers at around [4]

Lyra: "Dr. Georgette Clooney at your service!"

Sorin: "Dr. Clooney! You look so competent it makes my appendix tingle!" <-- TINGLE, NOT TICKLE :)

Lyra: "Consider yourself lucky there was no scalpel in there ..."

Sina: "Get your act together!"

Lyra: "Alright, alright. This is just too much fun right now. Okay, next we need someone to call Dr. Clooney over the PA, so the nurse has heard my name before we come in."

%ACT% Sina picks up her tablet, and paws the screen

%MIX% Lynard: Intercom - ON

%SND% SND-2411 - Intercom ON

%VID% Link appears on screen

%ACT% Link is carrying a giant ice cream cone.

Link: "Oh hey Sina. Are you done yet?"

%ACT% Link licks the ice cream cone

Sina: "Link, we need some help, and this sounds like it's right up your alley."

Link: "Fire away!"

%ACT% Link licks the ice cream cone

Sina: "Can you hack into the Hospital's PA system and make an announcement that Dr. Clooney is urgently needed at the ICU?"

Link: "Who the fuck is Dr. Clooney?"

%ACT% Link licks the ice cream cone

Sina: "Doesn't matter. Can you do it or not?"

Link: "I dunno. Give me a few minutes, will ya?"

%ACT% Link licks the ice cream cone

Sina: "Thanks!"

%ACT% Sina boops the screen

%MIX% Lynard: Intercom - OFF

%SND% SND-2412 - Intercom OFF

%SND% PRE-2407 - Public Address: *screeching digital noise*
%MUS% MUS-2406 - Music Cue 6

%SND% PRE-2407 (cont.) - Public Address (Link's Voice): "What the ... hello? This was way too easy. Ahem! (changes his voice) Dr. Clooney! Dr. Clooney to the IT Security Department please! Dr. Clooney, we have a breach!"

%ACT% Sina groans and bangs her head against the lockers

Sina (angry): "I DON'T BELIEVE IT. Can't this man take ANYTHING seriously?"

Lyra: "Oh, you'd be surprised with the things I got away with in the past ... he dropped the name, and that's good enough. Now all we need is a patient."

%MUS% MUS-2407 - Music Cue 7

Sina: "And I already know who's precisely the right man for this!"

%ACT% Sina storms off towards [1]

%MIX% Lynard: Clean - ON

Link (off): "Hey, Sina, back so soon? I ... hey ... what ... ARGH! Hrrrrng!"

%SND% SND-2413 - Sounds of struggling

%SND% SND-2413 (cont.) - FUMP!

Link (off): "AIIIIIIIIIIII!"

Sina (off): "Are you coming? We're ready!"

%ACT% Lyra and Sorin look at each other, shrug, and follow Sina to [1]

%MUS% MUS-2408 - Music Cue 8 (one)

Lyra (off): "Okay, everybody into position. Remember, we've been doing this for years, and we know exactly what we're doing! On the count of three. ONE ... TWO ... THREE!"

%SND% SND-2414 - Mojo Monitor
%SND% SND-2415 - Rattling Gurney

%ACT% Lyra, Sorin and Sina are coming in from [1], pushing a stretcher with Link as a patient on it

%ACT% Link is lying on the stretcher with his butt pointing up. A large ice cream cone is stuck there.

%ACT% Sina is behind the stretcher, holding Link's tail up. She is also holding a blood pressure meter with the cuff wrapped around Link's tail.

%ACT% Lyra is carrying four sticks with IVs on them. An unsettling amount of IVs.

%ACT% Sorin is wearing a breathing mask

%ATT% The monitor on the stretcher shows a game of pong

Link: "Aaahahaaa! The paiiiiiin! The paaaiiiiin!"

Sina: "Oh, Dr. Clooney! What are we supposed to do now!"

Lyra: "I think he has internal bleeding from the accident! Get me the number five G-Tube!"

Sorin: "Now give me some suction!"

Lyra: "Give him 0.3 of WD40 and 0.6 of Kryptonite and apply the nasal sponge!"

Sina: "Now come on! Don't leave us now!"

Sorin: "Skin PH 7.73 - slightly wrinkly!"

Lyra: "Heated rectal lavage?" <-- ausgesprochen "lavaasch"

Sorin: "No, his ass won't take it."

%ACT% Lyra turns to the nurse at [6]

Lyra: "Hey you! I'm Dr. Clooney, and this is my patient, Mr. Albio Sengo! I need a copy of his patient record STAT!"

%SND% PRE-2408 - Nurse: "Heh? What? Dr. Who?"

Lyra: "No, Dr. Clooney. Now give me that file!"

%SND% SND-2415B - Alarm
%MUS% MUS-2409 - Music Cue 9


Lyra: "What's his temp?"

Sorin: "Thirty-Seven-Point-Five"


Sina: "Oh my god we're losing him!"

Lyra: "HURRY UP!"

%SND% PRE-2409 - Nurse: "Alright, alright!"
%SND% SND-2416 - Computer Noises

%ACT% Nurse fiddles around behind her screen

%SND% PRE-2409 (cont.) - Nurse: "There is the file ... but ... this is weird."

%ACT% Lyra rushes around to the other side of the counter

Lyra: "What is it? Let me see that."

%ACT% Lyra pushes the nurse away from her screen

%SND% PRE-2410 - Nurse: "WOAH!"

%ACT% The nurse falls over and disappears

%ACT% Lyra swipes around aimlessly

%SND% SND-2417 - More Computer Noises

Lyra: "There we go ... let's transfer that to my tablet ..."

%MUS% MUS-2410 - Music Cue 10

%ATT% (tablet is not visible)

%ACT% Sorin looks towards [7]

Sorin: "Uh oh ... guys? I think we're in trouble! MiB coming in at three o'clock!"

Lyra: "Still connecting ... one more second ..."

Sorin: "HURRY!"

Lyra: "It's not pairing up!"

Sorin: "Shit! They saw us!"

%SND% SND-2418 - Confirmation Noise

Lyra: "DONE!"

Sorin: "Let's get out of here! Quick! Gogogo!"

%SND% SND-2418B - Rattling Gurney

%ACT% They push Link back outside at full speed towards [1]

Sorin (off): "Get inside the ambulance!"

%SND% SND-2419 - Rattle Shake Crash

Link (off): "AAAH! OUCH! SHIT!"

%SND% SND-2419 (cont.) - Car doors slamming shut

%ACT% Man in Black 1, Man in Black 2, and Man in Black 3 enter from [7]

%ACT% Nurse reappears at the reception desk

%ACT% Man in Black 1 shoves a photo into the Nurses face

%SND% PRE-2411 - Man in Black 1: "Have you seen this person?"
%MUS% MUS-2411 - Music Cue 11

%SND% SND-2420 - Car noises from the outside

%SND% PRE-2411 (cont.) - Nurse: "Why yes! They went that way!"

%ACT% Nurse points towards [1]

%SND% PRE-2411 (cont.) - Man in Black 1: "The ambulance! They're getting away! Stop them!"

%SND% SND-2420 (cont.) - Ambulance Siren blaring, tires Screeching

%ACT% Man in Black 2 and Man in Black 3 storm out toward [1]

%ACT% Man in Black 1 pulls out his tablet, taps it a few times to send a video message.

%SND% PRE-2411 (cont.) - Man in Black 1: "We've located the subject, and a witness who confirmed her identity. She's exactly who we think she is. We also have the position of her ship in orbit. Time to bring the baby home!"

%LIG% LX2499 - Lights out

%MIX% Fade Ambience, SFX and Music with LX 2499

%HND% Curtain - close

%MIX% Mute all but Video

%LIG% LX 0099 - Work Light ON (Static Playbacks)

%ATT% Activate UV light for scene 3-1